(via pizzaforpresident)
Hey crest I’ve been using 3D white and so far I don’t have a potential husband. So fuck you.
“Is he 18” is the scariest game a 20 something year old can play.
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
(via jakeasaurus-rex)
Oh this is the one where They find out Sam cane back all weird and soulless
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via horrorchampharvey)
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
(via zombiemustacheorgy)
